stormgale: (◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post… (ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags
a-paystub-on-death: In the Green Day fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “I hope you had the time of your life” which roughly translates into “This is not a fucking graduation song” and I think that’s beautiful
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
singergurl91: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
prince-delphinium: kaylakay19: radstunts: ...